hey. its. its. its
the malnourished paleontologist-wannabe who does nothing but scream after watching a late night tv program with herself. with herself. herself. herself. herself.
shit, that sounds like an echo.
I am sorry, I got bored.
I got bored, that’s why.
shoot the pharmacist!
pvia: lurkon
So you think you’ve had enough books on your shelf?
You: yeah.
Me: ok then. good to know.
wtfrofllmfaololololololololololololololol!
Eco. Econg Sapakin kaya kita?
In Umberto Eco’s ‘How To travel with a Salmon’, page three; his last lines were-
“Now my publisher is curious and thinks I’m a chronic freeloader. The salmon is inedible. My children insist I cut down on my drinking.”
eh putangena. matapos mong mabanggit banggit na merong fifty bottles of whisky, gin, drambuie, courvoisier, walong large perriers, dalawang vitelloises, dalawang evians, mga lata ng guiness, pale ale, dutch beer, isama mo naren ung alka-seltzer sa ref ng tinuluyan mong hotel, at matapos mong mag ala-camping sa kasagsagan ng boxer rebellion, sa tingin mo aakalain nilang hindi mo talaga nakunsumo yung several hectoliters ng veuve clicquot? ikaw ba naman mag-baon ng Salmon sa byahe.
Mahal kita Eco. kahit mahal yang libro mo. Tado.
that’s uhm. nice. behind the black mamba lies a spongy mountain.
those feet, look at those feet! :))
God Save the Queen indeed!
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-A night with Ellen-
| Ellen Degeneres: | Kit, they said that you were diagnosed with Alexithymia. Because your Amygdala, which literally means almond and is a part of your limbic system under your thalamus is damaged? and if it is damaged, then it means, you have difficulty in expressing your emotions. is that true? |
| Me: | *dead air* |
| Ellen Degeneres: | and oh, im just so glad to know that your hindbrain is not affected nor damaged. because if so, oh my! your cerebellum would have been at cost too. imagine you having a propulsion or retropulsion?! jeez Kit,i might probably think you wont be able to live a normal life. and worst, you might have Ataxia or dystaxia. |
| Me: | ok. |
I wish I had a crotch.
I think I just had a heart attack.
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